Did I like indie rock because I was awkward? Or was I awkward because I liked indie rock?

Most awkward lines from songs ever. a.k.a. lines from songs that I feel really awkward when I sing aloud in public out of context (which i tend to do a lot...)

1. "Do you ever take drugs so that you can have sex without crying?" Sarah Silverman

2. "Who do I have to fuck to finally be your lover?" Soltero

3. "I'm hoping to bleed to please you." Radiohead

4. "I will kill your parents and roast them on a spit." Pavement

5. "I want to feel you from the inside." Nine Inch Nails

6. "You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel." The Bloodhound Gang

7. "Will you take off your dress and send it to me?" The Pixies

8. Anything from I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred

9. "I think I want to take you home, I want to try on your clothes." Bikini Kill

10. "She has a moist vagina." Nirvana

11. "You are so pretty when you're on your knees. Disinfected and eager to please." Radiohead

12. "I'm sorry I had sex with your sister." Nerf Herder

13. "See her hand now on the cocksack, filled with white tears from the thrift store." Adam Green

14. "Tonight I'm all alone in my room. If you won't sleep with me, I won't be with you." The Modern Lovers

15. "Fuck and run, fuck and run. Even when I was 12." Liz Phair

16. "Never learned to swim, can't grow a beard, or even fight." The Lemonheads

17. "She walks into the outhouse...she spins and pulls her pants down." Soul Asylum

18. "I'm not in love but I'm gonna fuck you til somebody better comes along." Marilyn Manson

19. "I'm an orgasm addict!" The Buzzcocks

20. "I've been through all your things" Luna

21. "When masturbation's lost its fun..." Green Day

22. "I want to see your pussy everybody says it's nice..." Ahh, any Lords of Acid song really. Not that I ever listened to Lord of Acid... awkward...

23. "Every move you make, I'll be watching you." The Police

24. "I can't believe how bad I suck it's true, what could you possibly see in little old three chord me." Weezer

More to come... Awkward bands, most awkward musical moments, best songs with the word awkward in them (are there any? Go go Google power!)