So I'm at this cafe and the guy next to me (totally out of nowhere) just yelled "Soap has only been around for one hundred years!" And it just happened, approximately five seconds ago. Can that be true? Is he crazy? Why does he think I'd care or that this is pertinent information that anyone should have yelled at them? Do I stink? I do. Now he's talking about the time he went to Morrocco and everyone was a leper (the second leprocy reference today) and women had no faces. Wait, he's still going. He wants to "go to Australia, but fuck, Stever Irwin and the crocodiles, you wouldn't want to risk it. This could really turn bad the next few years." I mean this guy is...still...going. Now he's onto marijuana and how he really likes smoking out of bongs and Brian got a life sentence for selling it (I know, right who the fuck is Brian?) and George Harrison's death (cigarettes AND weed) and his mother still smokes. The last time he saw his sister, she still smokes and she's 62! They all go to Paris in the summer and teach computers to children because Europe and New York are the best cities in the world. She smoked a lot of Benson and Hedges. Fuck, he's leaving. He is delightfully crazy. Thus, we are unveiling the Awkward Crazyman Quote Cantina in honor of our newfound friend. Every Tuesday we will post a new awkward quote from a crazyman (or woman, we don't discriminate here at Onward Awkward). [Sidenote: Soap was in fact created 100 years ago by Florence Nightengale, crazy like a fox!]
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Breaking News: Soap Has Only Been Around for 100 Years.
So I'm at this cafe and the guy next to me (totally out of nowhere) just yelled "Soap has only been around for one hundred years!" And it just happened, approximately five seconds ago. Can that be true? Is he crazy? Why does he think I'd care or that this is pertinent information that anyone should have yelled at them? Do I stink? I do. Now he's talking about the time he went to Morrocco and everyone was a leper (the second leprocy reference today) and women had no faces. Wait, he's still going. He wants to "go to Australia, but fuck, Stever Irwin and the crocodiles, you wouldn't want to risk it. This could really turn bad the next few years." I mean this guy is...still...going. Now he's onto marijuana and how he really likes smoking out of bongs and Brian got a life sentence for selling it (I know, right who the fuck is Brian?) and George Harrison's death (cigarettes AND weed) and his mother still smokes. The last time he saw his sister, she still smokes and she's 62! They all go to Paris in the summer and teach computers to children because Europe and New York are the best cities in the world. She smoked a lot of Benson and Hedges. Fuck, he's leaving. He is delightfully crazy. Thus, we are unveiling the Awkward Crazyman Quote Cantina in honor of our newfound friend. Every Tuesday we will post a new awkward quote from a crazyman (or woman, we don't discriminate here at Onward Awkward). [Sidenote: Soap was in fact created 100 years ago by Florence Nightengale, crazy like a fox!]
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