Awkward, Mockward

Round 2 kids. If you're awkward and you know it clap your unusually small hands! If you're mockward and you know it, point and laugh!

Awkward/Mockward

War Supporters/War Inc.
Hula-Hooping if over the age of 5/Bikhram Yoga
Methadone Maintenance/Herbal Supplement Substance Abuse Recovery
Palm Readers/Life Coaches
Fanny Packs/Designer Fanny Packs
Hysterectomy/Louis Vuitton designer Birth Control Cases
Knitting your own clothes/DIY wardrobes
Old Man Blackout Glasses/Heart-shaped glasses if over the age of 5
Necrophilia/Social Anxiety
Ms. Magazine/Bust Magazine
Anarchists/Socialists
Warm Milk/Triple Caramel Latte with 1 pump hazelnut, 1 pump vanilla, nonfat milk.
Security Guard at Concerts/Getting paid $200 a night to play your I-Pod at bars
Christopher Walken/Christopher Walken
Finnigan's Wake/Ulysses
Prince Albert piercings/Dermal Anchors
David Brent/Steve Carell
Cannibalism/Veganism
Following Nostradamus/Following Eckert Tolle
Writing your suicide note in blood/Posting your suicide note on your blog
Wearing red laces in your Doc Martens/Confederate Flag belt buckles
racism/elitism
atheist/agnostic