Sick of the word 'awkward' yet? There are surprising only a few awkward synonyms:clumsy, gawky, graceless, inept, lumpish, maladroit, ungainly, ungraceful, bulky, unhandy, unmanageable, unwieldy, constrained, uncomfortable, uneasy, ill-chosen, inappropriate, infelicitous, unhappy, bumbling, gauche, heavy-handed, inept.
So if any and all of these describe you, you can officially categorize yourself as an Awkwardist. And if you have any other words to describe your horrific awkwardity (yeah, I made that up), please share. From here on out, we'll try to find new and creative words to describe that gut-wrenching, palm-sweating feeling you get when the whole world looks at you like 'yo, you're really fucking weird.' Don't worry, we are too, you inept idiot. Just let it out here--like Flava Flav, we'll take whatever inappropriate, irritating chicken shit we can get.
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