Some People Need Help Ordering Pizza (Awkward Moment in Action)

So this is an awkward situation; ordering pizza. Doesn't sound too bad right? But with five people, ordering pizza is an ordeal. As I blog, right this moment, there is a Pizza Brain Storm going on. Mushrooms? Onions? Pepperoni? Who cares. But wait, it's a really big deal. I'm going to transcribe the convo:

"I dunno, let's just get a large...I dunno...well, there's only 3 of us ordering a pizza?...I only want 2 slices...I want a lot...Ok, let's get the large...it's going to be $20 each...but with all the toppings it's going to be like a lot each...who's ordering...you order...no you order...I want some figgy pudding...Whatever...Do you want me to do the ordering or do you want to do the ordering...Ok, fine, I'll talk to the people, as usual, because I'm the adult...I'm an oldie but goodie...But then we're watching Death and a Funeral, it's so funny...what's with this 2-for-1 Six Flags thing, it's been going on forever?...wait, what's the number?...my computer's about to die of batteries...OompaLoompa dobadeedoo....quickly, quickly...if you don't give me the number (sung)...these fruit snacks are dusty...where is everyone....are we ordering?....wait what pizza are we getting?...what's the number?...I'm trying to find that out right now (sung)...locations! locations!....Ready 1-?...(numbers)...ooh....ring it bitch...where does it say that?...sizes..toppings...hi, id like to place an order for delivery, yes, (number), yes, (name), (address), I want to do an Olive Garden Commercial...we're getting a large pizza with?...I dunno...Pepperoni?...Mushrooms...Onions on all of it. What else do we want, spinach? Roasted Peppers? No let's just get that...sundried tomatoes? yes. Can I have a side of extra tomato sauce, just on the size, or extra pizza sauce or whatever? I think that'll do it...any drinks? Diet coke...lots of diet coke..I can't afford all of that...(silence)...yes, yes, yes, I bet it's going to be $28 dollars...what's the total? $28.52?...that's awesome, my friend just guessed that $28 would be the total? thanks (sexy)...why do I always flirt with the pizza guys?...Wait, do u think u could call back and order ranch?...(dialing)....We have popcorn!..Hi, I just placed an order for delivery and I just want to add a side of ranch, (name), 2, thank you, bye (kiss). Oh no, I kissed her good bye. Alright, do you guys want to watch this movie? Wait, do you want to smoke a cigarette first?"

Break.