Sometimes we find ourselves in odd situations here at this kind-of-too-trendy-cafe. A herd of hipsters just rolled in and I can't help eavesdropping. They've already covered the hipster-racism they've faced (people yelling at them while they're on their I-Phones, "Die Hipster Die!"--which makes me think of Cartman and how great that episode was "Yep, just as I suspected. You;ve a drum circle in your backyard" Whoa, A.D.D., sorry). And then they moved onto their frustrations with the anti-hipsterites who've been giving them "a wicked hard time." This is a quote,
"The docuhebags have been tagging Yosemite. Yeah! Like fucking graffiti. Don't they know it's a national park? Like it's natural wildlife, man. Probably the same assholes who started fights at Coachella."
Probably. Don't they know that tagging's only cool ion $150 shirts? FUCK man.
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