1.) "That little kid totally just checked you out"2.) "You know, rehab was a lot more enjoyable than the psych ward"
3.) "I like guys until the story I've constructed about them is proven false"
4.) "What about a bicycle built for one and a half people? Disabled people need to get behind that"
5.) "You have abnormally short arm hair. You should get that checked out."
6.) "Barbara Streisand was the first woman to make four million dollars"
7.) "I wish I could blog, I'm sick of pretending God is talking to me"
8.) "In the event that the world comes to an end, I won't blow the mailman."
9.) "No, it was just me and a homoerotic book. And some guy with tatooey arms. Wait, that sounds bad."
10.) "My cats. They are going to kill me."
Kind of eh on the awkward scale. Send us some if you've got better. onwardawkward@gmail.com
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