Awkward IceBreakers

1. "It takes me a long time to pee, too" (public restroom)
   
2. "The espresso here is so authentic" (Starbucks)
   
3. "You get a DUI too?" (at DMV)
4. "Who is Trader Joe, really?"
5. "I love watching other people wash my car"
6. "This elevator's pretty spacious, I could sleep in here, right?"
7. "I wish I could work at a bookstore so I could just roll around in all these books"
8. "What are you in for?" (at the doctor's office)
9. "You know, the New York Times just panned this movie, but fuck 'em right?" (before the movie's started)
   
10. "Whoa! Ha, that Downy bear always freaks me the fuck out." (laundromat)
11. "I love the smell of gas" (gas station)
12. "I'm always nervous that someone's going to come and shoot up the place, ya know?" (bank)
13. "That's a large package!" (post office)

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