So do you still get excited about Friday the 13th? Do ya, do ya? Well I do. Naturally, I bet i'll be stuffing my face with popcorn (speaking of which why are popcorn bags getting so much smaller? there's like two kernels a bag and it tastes like cardboard with ear wax topping, it's disgusting but I digress...) while I fevershly alternate the channels from Freddy to Jason. And actually, I didn't even realize what day it was until, like, 5 seconds ago. So I'm really psyched. This also brings me to another question. Why on earth doesn't Google have icon art for Friday the 13th? I half expected, when I checked Google five minutes ago, despite my having been to the search engine's homepage a bajillion times today (sorry, short term memory loss, I used to live in SF), I expected there to be...I dunno, like Wes Craven's knife-hand or something? perhaps Google spelled out in blood-drops? hell, even just a stupid little ghost or something. But no, of course not. Want to know why? Because Google's retarded. Because Google spends so much time trying to look smart with their Velasquez-holidays (wtf?) and documenting the obscure anniversary of some dude who invented the laser (who cares!), that have very little time for the things that matter like Friday the 13th and May Day. Screw you, Google, I notice.
Friday, June 13, 2008
It's Friday the FUCKIN 13th! (whoa, that was awkward...)
So do you still get excited about Friday the 13th? Do ya, do ya? Well I do. Naturally, I bet i'll be stuffing my face with popcorn (speaking of which why are popcorn bags getting so much smaller? there's like two kernels a bag and it tastes like cardboard with ear wax topping, it's disgusting but I digress...) while I fevershly alternate the channels from Freddy to Jason. And actually, I didn't even realize what day it was until, like, 5 seconds ago. So I'm really psyched. This also brings me to another question. Why on earth doesn't Google have icon art for Friday the 13th? I half expected, when I checked Google five minutes ago, despite my having been to the search engine's homepage a bajillion times today (sorry, short term memory loss, I used to live in SF), I expected there to be...I dunno, like Wes Craven's knife-hand or something? perhaps Google spelled out in blood-drops? hell, even just a stupid little ghost or something. But no, of course not. Want to know why? Because Google's retarded. Because Google spends so much time trying to look smart with their Velasquez-holidays (wtf?) and documenting the obscure anniversary of some dude who invented the laser (who cares!), that have very little time for the things that matter like Friday the 13th and May Day. Screw you, Google, I notice.
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Suggestions on how to manage your google problem: write a letter, stage a protest, or become a sophisticated elite computer hacker and take the big bad man down.
this whole thing is getting a little out of hand, dont you think? id write more but i have to get to mothers for some raw vegan cheeseburgers...ugh
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