Awkward/MockwardThong swimsuits for men/short-short bathingsuit briefs for men (?)
XL-Disney spray-painted tank-top bathing suit cover ups/Mesh (why is this happening again?)
Corona-logoed string bikinis/American Apparel suspender bathing suits
Colored Zinc sunblock on nose/SPF 100
fake tans/pasty pale
Casino-logoed visors/'Blossom' hats (whoa.)
Tube Socks with long shorts/Those new shoes that came out with Kurt Cobain's fake blood on the tops of them (real classy)
Leather vests (uh, it's hot?)/Denim vests
TeVas/Jellies
Cowboy hats/Feathered Head-scarves.
Dock-Siders/Dock-Siders
Ponytail, if you're a man/Wearing a headband, if you're a man
goggles, flippers, or fins/fanny packs (yes, again, they're making quite a comeback)
Old lady dress-bathing suits/Those weird bathing suits with holes cut out of them that only look good on supermodels, and no one else. I mean, really. No one else.
XL-Disney spray-painted tank-top bathing suit cover ups/Mesh (why is this happening again?)
Corona-logoed string bikinis/American Apparel suspender bathing suits
Colored Zinc sunblock on nose/SPF 100
fake tans/pasty pale
Casino-logoed visors/'Blossom' hats (whoa.)
Tube Socks with long shorts/Those new shoes that came out with Kurt Cobain's fake blood on the tops of them (real classy)
Leather vests (uh, it's hot?)/Denim vests
TeVas/Jellies
Cowboy hats/Feathered Head-scarves.
Dock-Siders/Dock-Siders
Ponytail, if you're a man/Wearing a headband, if you're a man
goggles, flippers, or fins/fanny packs (yes, again, they're making quite a comeback)
Old lady dress-bathing suits/Those weird bathing suits with holes cut out of them that only look good on supermodels, and no one else. I mean, really. No one else.
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