So we've come up with a new idea to celebrate all things awkward. We're going to come up with an awkward situation or moment and ask you, our devoted awkward reader, to elaborate on the moment to make it even more awkward, as incredibly and unbearably awkward as you possibly can muster up in your little fingers. Sound strange? We hope so. We will put the prompt up at the start of the week and post the finished product at the beginning of next week (before the new prompt) Let's just try it out and see how things go...You've just graduated college. Yay! You are a college graduate now. And in honor of this momentous occasion, your father has planned a special father-daughter dinner because hey! you just graduated fuckin' college! Except the waiter doesn't know that and he keeps giving your dad weird winks and he's brought over a complimentary bottle of champagne, whispering low to daddy-dearest; "for you and your beautiful wife."
(Please. Make this more awkward.)
