There are so many awkward words, but today I stumbled across this;sesquipedalian--a writer who uses long words. How fitting! Use this to make everyone feel awkward and maybe a little dirty (the word sounds kind of sexy, no?) Like maybe I'd want to have sex with a sesquipedalian.
In a sentence: The sesquipedalian would use words akin to his likeness because he's a douche.
Snark on that.