Something Is Not Right

Does anyone else sense that something just isn't right? It's not one thing either, like massive debts, "global warming", or a war that doesn't make any sense. It's everything. As a member of the "What the FUCK Am I Doing?" generation, I don't know what to do about any of these problems I really have no part in. It's as if one day I became and adult and inherited a bunch of issues (Michael Moore is freaking me out and I owe the government eighty grand) that are way over my head. Remember when we were told that if we went to college we would get a decent job? What happened? Not only do I not have a decent job, I have negative money. College stole my life. It suckled too hard at the teats of my future. Should I just move to South America? Or should I allow myself to slave away just to pay back money that I took out so I could become a productive member of society? It's like I'm starting at square negative eighty thousand. Yep, it's time to get a passport.